Monday, December 12, 2011
Positive thinking by the power of crystals
I heard about a person who used crystals (aka shiny rocks) for positive energy and some sort of new-age healing. Honestly, I laughed at first but then I realized it's a great idea. Seriously, the more I thought about it the more I understood why it was so healing, so positive...as I tried it, I felt better, more refreshed, rejuvinated and even giddy at times.
Here is how to get some positive energy and healing for your stressful days with the use of crystals:
Step One- Buy crystals or go outside and pick up some pretty rocks. Some books may tell you the 'type' or colour matters. This is a lie. Weight matters though.
Step Two- Find the loser who ticked you off yesterday, today, two weeks ago...the source of your stress and hindrance to your enlightened path.
Step Three- Throw your rocks/crystals at them until you feel better. Repeat until smiling.
Step Four- Poke them in their first, second and third eye.
Step Five- Repeat on other 'sources of stress' until calm, cool and collected.
See, positive thinking at it's best. You're less stressed and they're not going to mess with you again...
I have recently been informed that I'm 'doing it wrong'...I used steps 1-3 and changed their mind. I feel much healthier now!