Texts from last night:
"HET" (Translation: Drunk Sammy says "Hello")
"My feet?" (Translation: I'm walking)
"My window broke? My cat died? this perv won't stop hitting on me? I wanna go for a walk and might get lost? (Translation: No idea)
"huh...your so much more interesting naked :P" (hmmm...I don't know about my train of thoughts but apparently, I'm a perv)
"I mean, I know I'm kickass but you're just...outta my league epic" (Translation: I don't know where I was going with this)
"I'm a professional drunk" (Not written by me - they meant "I text professionally when drinking)
"Sleeping bag camping combo...oooh tenting in the halls :p I have no idea where that idea came from (this was me: I was really excited about getting a tent and camping indoors apparently...even though I had a bed and am a terrible camper. I may have decided to have a campfire too...that'd be interesting).