There once was a land - not far from here - actually it was right here where it was ruled by an evil overlord named Fluffy Bunny.
Admittedly, the name Fluffy Bunny did not install fear into the hearts of the students: both nobility and overly cologned (formally known as the unwashed but their union got together and thought this was a derogatory statement as there was quite a bit of humidity in John Saint which lead to default washing). Fluffy Bunny was terrible though - she bit her subjects and pooped in the pepsi cooler. Within weeks, she was an unloved overlord - and the masses revolted.
They borrowed the Baxter Milk truck and chased Fluffy Bunny up a tree where the science students had rigged a laser to a nearby building and fried her.
Fluffy Bunny will be served in the cafeteria tomorrow afternoon with peas, carrots and mashed potatoes.
Anthony Enman has first dibs on a drumstick.