Realistically, I tend to meet a lot of very interesting guys...once in a great while 'interesting' actually means "Cool guy that I could see myself dating" not "He just got out of the psych ward and his eyes are looking in different directions." The past couple of months I feel as though I've been saying the following constantly to many different guys:
-"No, I don't want to see your penis"
-"I don't care how big it is - I don't want to see it"
-"No, it's not the biggest I've ever seen"
-"If you don't get your hand off my ass, you'll be giving yourself head"
-"No I'm not gay, I'm just not into YOU in particular"
-"Fine, I'm gay...do you feel better about your masculinity?"
-"I don't care how fast your car/truck/motorcycle goes, don't care that you have a boat, don't care that you were just that cool in high school"
-"...if you haven't noticed, I'm more of a Happinez/BigTide girl - not Cougars/Tonic"
-"I'm really really not interested...really"
-"wow you're such a great...oh your boyfriend is into...nevermind"
Really, can I please just meet ONE good guy? I'm not asking for much - okay maybe I am. See next blog post for list of what I want in a man.