Sometimes, you just have to laugh at yourself

For the record, I am not nor will I probably ever be a prostitute, however, I will always have a dirty mind.

Today

so...my talent, eh?

...haha...I do believe I have a 2500 dollar talent. Is partial nudity allowed?

bahaha, no

is it in the rules?

yes

*crap

this is a family show

lol

and how do you think families are made?

first there was a boy and a girl and the condom broke

you are ridiculous

yes

And in continuation of said conversation

bahahaha

sorry but I totally just blogged that conversation

I heart you

anyways, back to looking at turtle stuff instead of studying

later!

jesus. good bye

lol

Although my talent is uplifting - and some would even say a spiritual experience, I regret to inform you, I am not jesus.

good bye, my child

peace and harmony - unless you're gay or a witch, in which case I'll stone you

or have my homeboys do it for me, yo.