Seriously folks, apparently kids aren't terrified of the prospect of their junk falling off anymore so there is now a website where you can explain where you used said condom (outside? bedroom? kitchen? etc) and why you use them...
Here's a thought: Herpes, HIV, Syphilis, Chlamydia...your penis turning green and falling off.
Okay, the last one was a joke.
I'm all for safe-sex but really? Is this actually going to help encourage people to use condoms? Why not just rate your experience on Twitter? Hmmmm...I give tonight a 4/10. He was lacking.