The argument for coffee

Hi, my name is Sam and I am a coffee-addict. Before trying to write an essay, I drank approximately 10 cups of coffee...why? Because it's yummy.

Problem: I really need to pee a lot.

Solution: Write from the potty...okay, so that doesn't work because the bathroom does not have enough outlets to plug in my computer (Like I own a laptop - I'm rather anti-technology).

So back to work and fingers crossed that my bladder becomes stronger!