Wednesday, December 28, 2011

TLC's Toddler's and Tiaras

As I'm watching "How to abuse your child 101" aka 'Toddler's and Tiara's', I have noticed the majority of pageant moms are extremely frumpy.

While I understand that they probably don't have tons of time to get dolled up, they look even uglier next to their glitzed up kids. I mean, a little concealer never hurt anyone. Honestly, it didn't.

And if you know the camera adds ten pounds, here's a thought...lose ten pounds. Put down the cheeseburger, Red Bull and pixie sticks and have a side salad.

Yes, it's mean but watching children get more beauty treatments than I do puts me in a grumpy mood.

2 comments:

  1. Thanks for commenting. I had to Google Grand Manan to see where you were. Bay of fundy always reminds me of Joanie Mitchell

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  2. Thanks Dave! I feel like I've heard that name before but can't place it.

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