A night of cooking, cleaning and relaxing

Two exams down and I'm brain-dead! Instead of attempting to study and just get more tired and possibly teary-eyed, I made nachos.

With a whole wheat base, mushrooms, onion, green pepper, tomato, and feta cheese with garlic and a black bean salsa. This just seemed like a much better idea than pizza tonight and I do believe I was right. One Lifetime movie (Final Sale) later, and I'm having a girly night...all it needs is a bottle of wine.

Guess what I'm coming home to?

Studying is going extremely well (as usual)...so I decided to take this opportunity to introduce you, my loyal fan club (of three people and my mom) to my cat. This is Ezzy. The sounds you hear are her trying to breathe and eat at the same time. I suggest you make a drinking game of this and take a shot every time someone laughs (I have no personal or legal responsibility if anyone takes me seriously).

The ultimate question in life: Should I order pizza now or later?

That exam I just did? Totally kicked it's butt...It may have officially bent over the desk and exposed it's rear-end only to be slammed by a piece of plywood held by me. That's right...I'm awesome...I hope.

Typically, I walk into my exams the most over-confident individual you'll ever see. By the time the exam is over, I'm usually great. Once I get back to my office, sit down for a moment and hang up the phone with my mom...I get a little voice saying "Perhaps you didn't do so well." Now, I know that voice is a) not a result of my being slightly off the deep end, and b) not real; however, I'm still slightly shaken that perhaps, this will be the one time that I don't do as well as I thought...Can I have my grade back please???

Now, time to study for my sociology exam at 7pm, and after, I will celebrate by taking out trash (my roommate and I tend to be slightly messy at times but in our defence, we're both incredibly busy), ordering pizza, dancing around like a complete idiot to Glee and perhaps some TFK or something equally as awesome...that's right peeps...I'm staying sober. Holy crap.

I think I'll clean my room, get a long, lovely shower...do some laundry so I don't completely smell terrible? Oh, this is actually surprisingly exciting! I may even clean other things...like the bathroom, perhaps do dishes...well, lets not get carried away.

This is truly the university experience. When you finish that first round of exams and get so excited about just being totally clean again...just feeling as though you're not a total grease bucket who's mother would disown you after crying over the attack of the killer laundry pile...that's the nitty-gritty university experience. Enjoy it because someday, there will be someone else saying "sweetie...please clean up your socks" and you'll have to insert earplugs to drown them out.

Now, to study for a sociology exam in 1 3/4 hours. Wish me luck...or at least, text me the correct answers!

Sheep being led to slaughter

It's 15 minutes until my first exam of the season. Ho ho ho...here's your zero? I'm fully confident that I will pass - even more confident that I will getat least a B+ if not an A-...yep, I'm that girl...the one who studies throughout the term, works hard, plays harder, and gets decent marks. I'm also stressed most of the time, working on developing an ulcer from stress and have some terrible coping mechanisms for dealing with said stress (which, I do believe, would add to an ulcer).

Anyways, with 10 minutes to go I am prepped. My 'Exam Prep Kit' is as followed: 1 bottle of diet pepsi (minimum 591 mL), 1 bag of M&M's (prefer skittles but cafeteria is out), 1 bag of gummy candy (would replace with chocolate if caf had skittles), 2 pens (one black, 1 blue), 1

sharpie (for additional notes), 1 sharpie highlighter (for key points to address in paragraphs), 1 pack of gum (gives an additional 20 minutes of stress relief plus less chance of chocolate breath), ID card (required), 1 mint lip gloss (because it's yummy).

Bring it on Prof. F...but please be kind...

Taken out of context, everything is funny

If you take a text out of context, it can be epically hilarious, exceptionally terrible or just plain wrong. I happen to adore my friends but...well, lets just say I never know what's coming out of their thumbs!

"Yes, I've also decided to become a born-again virgin until marriage."

-Dec 9/10:30pm

"Smoking kills!!"

-Dec 8/7:48pm

"LOL, right. U spent months getting attention from this one man, then one day it all ends and when he morns the loss of ur affection he's the crazy one =D women"

-Dec 5/9:46pm

"Lol, I can offer to replenish the troops strength with donuts"

-Nov 29/12:46pm

"'Greatness Demands Sacrifice' Once one accepts the truth things start to fall into perspective"

-Nov 27/ 12:48pm

"Haha well. This has to be the smartest artsy I know"

-Dec 6/10:15pm

"And yea the commons... A $20 million dollar disaster"

-Dec 6/ 10:22pm

"I'm not that daft"

-Dec 3/2:19am

"Ok good. I am adorable aren't I"

-Dec 3/ 3:03pm

"I saw you on TV! on the Interwebs!"

-Nov 30/ 8:44pm