on Grand Manan

I am currently on Grand Manan so many not post as much as I typically do - I just can't be as cynical down here. Currently, these are the questions I've been thinking for one reason or another:

-If you get cloned, and you hook up with your clone, is that masturbation or gay sex?

-Is it possible to wear the 'Breathe-Right Nasal Strips' at all times? Those things are amazing!!!!

-How long can one survive a stress-tummy ache? Mine keeps acting up and Im pretty sure I won't be all right unless I get rehired...I do love my job.

-How many hours of sleep do I need to feel awake again?

-How long would I have to stay on Grand Manan to see everyone?