His hair is brown...but the blond roots tickle his brain

When I'm having one of those days...I laugh with my friends about comments like this via Facebook chat:

Sam: ...My writing intern didn't bother showing up today, I'm exhausted after running on 4 hours sleep the past 2 days...and there is blood coming out of my vagina. Seriously, life sucks

Friend of Sam: blood??

are you ok???

oh,

your period?

Sam: ...

For the record...yes, I am okay.